Question

Hey all i need tips on passing drug test?

Ok so I just got into a school program and it turns out they are going to drug test me.. the last time I smoked weed was 3 days ago and my drug test is in 22 days. Do you guys have any tips on ways to be certain that I will pass the test? Anything will help

Answer

Don't smoke ANY MORE until AFTER the test, period. Drink a ton of water, and use a detox shampoo. Take a detox pill, if you can. drink at least 64 ounces (1 gallon) of water a day and pee whenever you need to.

The half life of THC is anywhere from 1 - 10 days. There's no way to tell for certain when it's out of your system, because there are too many variables, like weight, age, metabolism, etc.

Use a home drug test. If it comes positive in 5 days, increase to 1.5 gallons a day and check again 5 days later. If it's still positive, keep drinking lots of water and test in 5 day increments.

Also, wear nice clothes to your drug test, and if there's a plausible reason you would have your backpack (if there's no reason you would, just leave it at home. Overkill would make them suspicious), put a calculus or physics book in it, and maybe open it and read a chapter or two in the waiting room, if there's a line. They tend to be a little less wary of people like that. Just don't make it too obvious you're trying to look good.

Honestly, that's too much work for ME, so I steer clear of drugs. I'd advise you to do the same.

Jul 1 at 17:49

Don't do any more drugs for that time?

Jul 1 at 21:35

You shouldn't have smoked weed in the first place. It's stupid and unhealthy. Why? Ask yourself that.

Jul 2 at 1:44

Want to know how to pass a drug test, eh? Here's a genius idea. DONT DO DRUGS

Jul 2 at 6:17

Well as I've heard from numerous reputable sources, the best way to avoid failing a drug test is to refrain from the use of drugs.

Jul 2 at 11:12

Drink as much water as possible. Use the detox pill. The Detox shampoo! And if you can sneak it, have a clean friend pee in a bottle and stick it down your pants then pour that pee in the container unless they watch you, then just stick with the detoxing. Sucks.

Jul 2 at 16:30

Drink Plenty of water > keep **ing your brains out. Get a virus and take antibiotics. Take the antibiotics even without the virus. Won't hurt. But the antibiotics will show up on the test - and that's a good thing and once the tester understands from you that you've been ill, it might cloud his ambition to retest you for the weed. Good Luck

Jul 2 at 22:11