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say cornimopoo (corn in my poo)
what starts with P and ends with ORN ... POPCORN!
what starts with F and ends with UCK... FIRETRUCK!
say sofa king cool (so f***ing cool)
say I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6. (I want to have sex.)
LMAO, enjoy (:
Ice Bank Mice Elf
I 1 2 4 Q
I am sofa king we todd did
Point to your head and say Mark Twain's initials. (Sad I know)
Alpha Kenny Body
I 1 2 4 Q
I remember this one from grade school...it's really juvenile though
Tell someone to look down their shirt and spell attic. A. t. t. i. c.
OK you want jokes that make no sense?
What is the difference between a carrot?
You wanted to say spell cup and start with the letter i
My brother-in-law works for the Union Pacific Railroad.
The railroad places its company initials on all of its railroad cars for identification purposes.
Consequently, a commonly heard question in the railroad yard is, "Say, didn't I see U.P. on a boxcar?"
I eat mop.
I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo)
Have someone say Alpha Kenny Body fast