wow. yeah you could probably find a local college that would accept you, but sorry man those stats aren't very impressive for colleges.
You got 600/2400 from SAT. And your GPA sucks. Sorry man but you gotta study harder
lol hes obviously joking calm down people
This one is even funnier than the speeding car fantasy
University of Phoenix is made for people like you.
Call immediately. Operators are standing by.
I'm sorry but this is bull. There's no way you're married and have 6 kids and there's no way you have such low stats and call the people of community college retards because there are actually some smart people who go there because they can't afford four years. asshole