Question

More jokes like this one?

Like you tell people to spell IHOP

(I ate your pee)

I need some more jokes like that! Please!

Answers

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say cornimopoo (corn in my poo)

what starts with P and ends with ORN ... POPCORN!

what starts with F and ends with UCK... FIRETRUCK!

say sofa king cool (so f***ing cool)

say I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6. (I want to have sex.)

LMAO, enjoy (:

#1

Ice Bank Mice Elf

I 1 2 4 Q

I am sofa king we todd did

Point to your head and say Mark Twain's initials. (Sad I know)

Alpha Kenny Body

:)

#2

I 1 2 4 Q

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Get it?

#3

I remember this one from grade school...it's really juvenile though

Tell someone to look down their shirt and spell attic. A. t. t. i. c.

#4

OK you want jokes that make no sense?

What is the difference between a carrot?

You wanted to say spell cup and start with the letter i

#5

Dear lovingpu:

My brother-in-law works for the Union Pacific Railroad.

The railroad places its company initials on all of its railroad cars for identification purposes.

Consequently, a commonly heard question in the railroad yard is, "Say, didn't I see U.P. on a boxcar?"

Flash Kellam

#6

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo)

#7

Have someone say Alpha Kenny Body fast

#8