Yo Mama jokes!?

LOl what are your best Yo mama jokes?

heres a few.

- Your mama is so Nasty she puts salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo momma so stupid she invented a parachute that only? opened on impact

yo mommas so? big, her boyfriend has to use mapquest to find out where to have sex with her!

Yo momma is so old that she was in the? third grade class with Adolf Hitler!

yo mama? soo fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued

yo mama so stupid she waited for the stop sign to turn green

yo moma so short she has to stand up to tie her shoes

Yo mama is So Old her birth certificate says Expired


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yo mama is so fat that when she went swimming at the beach the whales said we are family even though you're bigger than me

yo mama is so skinny she hulahoops with a cherrio

yo mama is so fat that when she went to jenny craig they said that they dont work miracles

yo mama is so fat that she has her own zipcode

:) those are a few ive heard


Yo mamma so fat Dora can't even explore her.

Yo mamma so stupid when she heard it was chilli she brought out a spoon and a bowl.


Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.

Yo Mama's like a to the public.

Represent! lol


Yo mamas so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat people shout out TAXI

Yo mamas so dumb when it rained on Christmas she said 'the snows not White '


yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

yo mama's so fat that when she learned her ABC's the only letters she remembered were KFC


yo mama is so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her

yo mama is so ugly she needs two bags to cover her face

yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

yo mama is so stupid she kept saying am not to R2


GO to that website! it is a question from yahoo answers! hope it helps


Yo mama so fat dora couldn't even Explorer

Yo mama is so ugly ,She looks out the window and gets arrested for mooning

Yo mama is so old she sat next to jesus in the first grade

Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone cord

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down