Start off by not cooking your steak at all.
Hump a vampire
grow some teeth live in the dark and suck peoples blood and become pale and burn when the sun comes up
stay out of the sun ,you you turn quite pale.
Dye your hair black, wear black clothes, maybe a hint of eyeliner and a bit of red lipstick to make your lips stand out.
Grow some fangs.
ooh and get a moustache! they're fun!
I should know this my bffl IS a vampire SHE\HE LOVES BLOOD LOVES IT SO I THINK HE\SHE IS A VAMP..........................…