Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?


You may get hit by a bus!


Because the road is long with many a winding turn , that leads us to who knows where. who knows where.


Why don't we do it in the road?

Why not do it with a toad?

Go ahead and drop your load

Do it right here in the road

But only if you want, I will not goad

But don't do it near my humble abode

As my lawn was recently mowed

And my city has a code


Because we are a higher species called human beings.


Sonny, if you want it, here it is, come and get it,

but you'd better hurry 'cos it's going fast.


I have done just that many times. But alas....age has slowed me down considerably so if your still young enough my advice is DO IT THE ROAD AT LEAST ONCE. You'll be glad you did.


Well, will anyone be watching us?


I do.