Tie as normal then take it off and put back on with the small end on top, then tuck the big end inside your shirt.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Seriously though, ties are the least of your worries right now. You are either a troll or a total moron, and either way I find it a more appropriate use of my time to call you out for this than answer your ******* inane questions. I really hope you never have children.