Och! the Coronation! what celebration For emulation can with it compare? When to Westminster the Royal Spinster, And the Duke of Leinster, all in order did repair! 'Twas there you'd see the New Polishemen Making a skrimmage at half after four, And the Lords and Ladies, and the Miss O'Gradys, All standing round before the Abbey door.
Their pillows scorning, that self-same morning Themselves adorning, all by the candle light, With roses and lilies, and daffy-down-dillies, And gould, and jewels, and rich di'monds bright. And then approaches five hundred coaches, With Giniral Dullbeak.-- Och! 'twas mighty fine To see how asy bould Corporal Casey, With his swoord drawn, prancing, made them kape the line.
Then the Guns' alarums, and the King of Arums, All in his Garters and his Clarence shoes, Opening the massy doors to the bould Ambassydors, The Prince of Potboys, and great haythen Jews; 'Twould have made you crazy to see Esterhazy All jew'ls from jasey to his di'mond boots, With Alderman Harmer, and that swate charmer, The famale heiress, Miss Anja-ly Coutts.
And Wellington walking with his swoord drawn, talking To Hill and Hardinge, haroes of great fame; And Sir De Lacy, and the Duke Dalmasey, (They call'd him Sowlt afore he changed his name,) Themselves presading Lord Melbourne, lading The Queen, the darling, to her Royal chair, And that fine ould fellow, the Duke of Pell-Mello, The Queen of Portingal's Chargy-de-fair.
Then the Noble Prussians, likewise the Russians, In fine laced jackets with their goulden cuffs, And the Bavarians, and the proud Hungarians, And Everythingarians all in furs and muffs. Then Misthur Spaker, with Misthur Pays the Quaker, All in the Gallery you might persave, But Lord Brougham was missing, and gone a fishing, Ounly crass Lord Essex would not give him lave.
There was Baron Alten himself exalting, And Prince Von Swartzenburg, and many more, Och! I'd be bother'd, and entirely smother'd To tell the half of 'em was to the fore; With the swate Peeresses, in their crowns and dresses, And Aldermanesses, and the Boord of Works; But Mehemet Ali said, quite gintaly, 'I'd be proud to see the likes among the Turks!'
Then the Queen, Heaven bless her! och! they did dress her In her purple garaments, and her goulden Crown; Like Venus or Hebe, or the Queen of Sheby, With eight young Ladies houlding up her gown. Sure 'twas grand to see her, also for to he-ar The big drums bating, and the trumpets blow, And Sir George Smart! Oh! he play'd a Consarto, With his four-and-twenty fidlers all on a row!
Then the Lord Archbishop held a goulden dish up, For to resave her bounty and great wealth, Saying 'Plase your Glory, great Queen Vict-ory! Ye'll give the Clargy lave to dhrink your health!' Then his Riverence, retrating, discoorsed the mating, 'Boys! Here's your Queen! deny it if you can! And if any bould traitour, or infarior craythur, Sneezes at that, I'd like to see the man!'
Then the Nobles kneeling to the Pow'rs appealing, 'Heaven send your Majesty a glorious reign!' And Sir Claudius Hunter he did confront her, All in his scarlet gown and goulden chain. The great Lord May'r, too, sat in his chair too, But mighty sarious, looking fit to cry, For the Earl of Surrey, all in his hurry Throwing the thirteens, hit him in his eye.
Then there was preaching, and good store of speeching, With Dukes and Marquises on bended knee; And they did splash her with raal Macasshur, And the Queen said, 'Ah! then, thank ye all for me!'-- Then the trumpets braying, and the organ playing, And sweet trombones with their silver tones, But Lord Rolle was rolling;--' twas mighty consoling To think his Lordship did not break his bones.
Then the crames and the custards, and the beef and mustard, All on the tombstones like a poultherer's shop, With lobsters and white-bait, and other swate-meats, And wine, and nagus, and Imparial Pop! There was cakes and apples in all the Chapels, With fine polonies, and rich mellow pears, Och! the Count Von Strogonoff, sure he got prog enough, The sly ould Divil, underneath the stairs.
Then the cannons thunder'd, and the people wonder'd, Crying, 'God save Victoria, our Royal Queen!' Och! if myself should live to be a hundred, Sure it's the proudest day that I'll have seen! And now I've ended, what I pretended, This narration splendid in swate poe-thry, Ye dear bewitcher, just hand the pitcher, Faith, it's meself that's getting mighty dhry
Ode on a nearer prospect of summer hill
- by Richard Harris Barham38
O Summer Hill! if thou wert mine, I'd order in a pipe of wine, And ask a dozen friends to dine. In faith, I would not spare the guineas, But send for Pag and other ninies, Flutes, hautboys, fiddles, pipes, and tabors, Hussars with moustaches and sabres, Quadrilles, and that grand waltz of Weber's, And give a dance to all my neighbours; And here I'd sit and quaff my fill Among the trees of Summer Hill. Then with bland eye careering slowly, O'er bush-crowned ridge end valley lowly; I'd drain the cup to thee, old Rowley! To thee, and to thy courtly train, Once tenants of thy fair domain; Soft Stewart, haughtiest Castlemaine, Pert Nelly Gwynne, and Lucy Waters, Old England's fairest, frailest daughters. E'en now, 'midst yonder leafy glade, Methinks I see thy Royal shade In amplitude of wig arrayed; Near thee thy rival in peruke, Stands Buckingham, uproarious Duke, With Tony Hamilton and Killegrew; And Wilmot, that sad rake till ill he grew, When to amend his life and turn it He promised pious Doctor Burnet; In time let's hope to make old Nicholas Lose all his pains, and look ridiculous!
Alexander! loftier far Now culminates thy happier star Than his of old, my ancient crony, Thy namesake erst of Macedony, Unrivalled, save, perhaps, by Boney. Oh! happier far in thy degree Art thou, although a conqueror he, While thou art but an ex-M.P. Yea, far more blessed my Alexander, Art thou than that deceas'd commander; Much though his name be honour'd, Fate, Making thee Lord of this estate, Dubbed thee in verity 'The Great.' Thou ne'er wert led through wanton revelling, These sylvan scenes to play the devil in; In these sweet shades so praised by Grammont, Thou didst not call thyself 'Young Ammon.' And I, for one, wouldst thou invite us, Would never fear the fate of Clytus.
No lady of too easy virtue E'er made you think enough to hurt you, And then with recklessness amazing, Bade you set house and all a-blazing. ('Tis hard to say which works the quicker, To make folks blockheads, love or liquor. But oh! it is an awful thing, When both combine to make a king Descend to play the part of Swing!) Another world, thou dost not sigh To conquer, much less pipe thine eye, I dare be sworn -- no! Alexander, Thou art not half as great a gander: This is thy globe -- here toujours gai Thy motto still, though, well-a-day, Sarum be popp'd in schedule A.
O Summer, Summer, Summer Hill, Fain would I gaze and linger still; But see the moon her silver lamp Uprears, the grass is getting damp. And hark! the curfew's parting knell Is toll'd by Doctor Knox's bell! I go to join my wife and daughters, Drinking these nasty-flavoured waters. O Summer Hill! I must repine, Thou art not, never will be mine -- I have not even got the wine.
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